Golf rankings....

         

   To the second annual Mets golf ranking leaderboard after the Mets were eliminated on the last day of the regular season. At Augusta, David Wright is leading (who else) the charge at -7 under heading into the second round, He showed why he is the Mets Mvp on and off the field with a strong performance with 3 birdies, 1 eagle and 2 hole in ones, Yes folks, He can do it all. David was found mumbling to himself on the 8th hole saying, Why does this team have to **** so bad for at the end of the year? If only i can hit Scott Schoeinweiss with my golf club or Mota, Then David took a swing at the passerby who was listening to his conversation and the passerby ran ( Last i checked, It was Mr Met with his hands covering his eyes pretending not to see David talk Negatively about his team). Rightfully so, He should be able to accuse his team (minus a few players) of having no heart, no determination and no will to win. Its like they lost every reason to play this season thinking they were too good or bored with playing baseball. What a joke! Now back to the updated standings, Mr Met was paired with David Wright and finished a strong -4 in the first round. Mrs Met is Mr Mets caddie and it was funny because David was seen hitting on her. WOW!just incase all of you were interested and Mr Mets children are working in the pavillion shining golf balls trying to figure out why their head sizes are so much bigger than average and wondering if theyre was golf ball headed kids out there somewhere. Mr Met played well throughout the first 9 holes of the tourneyment. Rounding out the top ten, Moises Alou is currently in third place overall after getting a nice -3 and he even putts like he bats! With his knees bent all the way almost touching the floor. In fourth place, We have a tie at -2 with Lastings Milledge and John Maine ( Maine was overhead angry because they were paired together and Milledge was driving his dubbed out golf cart while listening to his rap album). In 5th place, we have two paired athletes Oliver Perez and Pedro Martinez. Pedro said he will back out of the next round due to fatigue. Oliver Perez threw a golf club into the lake on a few holes but magically hit 2 hole in ones, Its like his season a ton of ups and downs. In 6th place, Carlos Beltran is at even. He drove his custom Cadillac Escalade with 40 inch rims, He then took his gold plated clubs and continued to have a up and down day and was upset after the round. in 7th place, We have Billy Wagner whose Caddie is his Mule at his farm. Wagner shot a +2, cursing each hole until the end and just wanted to drink in the locker room and go home to his ranch. In 8th place, We have another tie between Endy Chavez and Shawn Green. Both are at +4. In 9th place, we have Aaron heilman. 10th place goes to Mike Pelfrey at +7. 11th place goes to Willie Randolph who was mumbling at himself throughout the round for some questionable choices of clubs, Hmmm just like his managerial skills this season +19.12th place goes to Jose Reyes at a +22. Jose was seen walking slowly to all of the holes and recieved a 10 stroke penalty for not arriving at the time he was supposed to arrive and start. Word is he was drunk or just didnt care or hustle to get there. 13th place goes to Tom Glavine who finished at +49999. Glavine was complaining about obting out of his contract and recieving 3 million. He said he deserved more from the Mets with all of his dazzling perfomances throughout the years here. Glavine shot a plus almost 50000, I dont know if that is physical possible in the game of golf, But i cant remember a person starting and finishing as worse as Glavine did with a team who paid him handsomly. You know what the Mets should do? Take back the Jet skis, Car and plaque they gave him when he got to 300. You know i was at that game sitting in my seat and did not stand once because i know he is not a met, He never was and he showed his true colors in the beginning of his career with them and showed his true brave colors at the end of his career with the Mets. I really hope he doesnt come back because i wont watch while he pitches. Yea, he had a few good games with the Mets but if your paying that much , you need him to step up at the end of the season when you need him the most. Glavine, go back to your 30 million dollar home and leave us mets forever. I hate the way you can say its not devastating to lose the way the mets did and how he will get over it! Yeah Glavine, you will get over it and go back to your mansions but we as fans wont and i will never forget the way you flaked out on us and i will be telling my grandkids about the story of Tom Glavine, 300 game winner and loser of one the biggest games in Mets history and he anchored a Mets collapse.

   Updated standings.

1-David Wright -7

2-Mr Met- 4

3- Moises Alou -3

4th (tie) John Maine + Lastings Milledge -2

5th (tie) Pedro Martinez + Oliver Perez

6th- Carlos Beltran EVEN

7th- Billy Wagner +2

8th (tie) Endy Chavez and Shawn Green +4

9th Aaaron Heilman- +5

10th- Mike Pelfrey +7

11th- Willie Randolph +19

12th- Jose Reyes +22

13th- Tom Glavine +49999

   Word is, Some players from across town will be joining in on this amazing golf championship very shortly. Keep on the lookout for updated standings shortly!