Arod book signing!

NOTE: Actual conversation i heard as  i was  picking up my Mets 1986 dvd collection.

AROD: How does my frosted hair look?

Girl: Well it looks like  your trying to shave  about 8 years off of your age to look like the other third  basemen in NY.

AROD: How dare you say that about  me! I  am the  best third basemen in NY and all over the  world.

Girl: Well you  are the best in  something, You lead the universe in errors and you almost beat my brothers little league record of errors in one  season.

AROD: Well, i hope he  learns from my book.

Girl: I hope you learned  as well. We need a  title here in this side of NY again and it seems  like the other team is trying to steal our  thunder.

AROD: Yes, they are a much easier team to  watch and that is why i frost my  hair, to try and bring in some  of  those fake bandwagon fans who left  us to move to that other team in NY.

Girl: Why do you frost your hair again?

AROD: Well, truthfully, I just  wish i  can be like David Wright, hes so  young, he runs an amazing foundation (www.davidwrightfoundation.com ) ,He hits to every part of the  field and also can pick it at  third. I  just wish the great  lord can grace  me with 8 years so i can be David's age and  we  can hang out  and he can  show me  how to be  a winner, on and  off the field.